Reporting Memes Is Now Punishable By Hell.

8th Deadly Sin.

He declared to you his covenant, the Eleventh Commandment:

Thou Shalt Not Be A Meme Snitch.”

Never have truer words been said before and was not only a victory for just the Christian faith but a step forward for all of humanity.

It came straight from The Vatican and shall also be set in Moses literal stone.

The Eleven Commandments

  • Thou Shalt Not Be A Normie
  • Thou Shalt Not Watermark What Is Not Theirs
  • Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of Dank In Vain
  • Honor Thy OC Creator
  • Thou Shall Call Mods Gay
  • Thou Shall Respect Them For They Put Up With Thines Shit
  • Thou Shalt Not Enjoy Minions
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s OC
  • Thou Shalt Not Worship Zucc’s Lizardous Wrath
  • Declare One’s Mother Gay

And finally last & never not least

  • Thou Shalt Not Be A Meme Snitch

*Woken News is a satirical news website and our articles are strictly for entertainment purposes. Explore our “About” page for more information.


Enter your email address to subscribe to WNN and receive notifications of new satirical articles by email.

Leave a Reply

Up ↑