CONFIRMED: The Real Emoji Movie

5 / 5 Bitch Lasagna’s – Muhammad 👳‍♂️

Control your eggplant emoji’s because Sony Pictures is making a follow-up to the dreaded crapfest Emoji Movie. 😱

Sony Pictures have taken the initiative to put some actual thought into it this time around and we will be getting brand new and realistic emoji’s. #OMG

Leaked/Confirmed Characters:

10/10 – Would Be His Bitch Lasagna 💦
Get it? ‘Cause Richard means.. ah, fuck it.
Not Recommended. Only A Suggestion.

The Real Emoji Movie, coming soon to a local discount theater/late screening for about a week before getting pulled and likely forgotten forever.

We Predict: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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