I Got This $8.99 Choker From Forever 21 And Now I Can’t Stop Doing Anal

The choker is making a cum back. Since it’s debut in the late 1800s the choker has made a handful of appearances at the turn of the century.

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According to Wikipedia,

In recent years, chokers have been popular with a number of celebrities including Gwyneth Paltrow who wore one to the 1999 Academy Awards. 

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Paris Hilton wore three inches of Swarovski around her neck in 2002.

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Rihanna has also been featured wearing chokers.

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In the 2010s, the choker has become a popular fashion symbol among transgender women, due not only to its association with femininity, but also because of its potential to camouflage the Adam’s apple for pre-op transexuals.

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It’s no secret that women who wear chokers love to be choked which fits the narrative that they are into some pretty kinky stuff, anal being one of them.

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