Step 1. Start by complimenting her.
Step 2. Make her feel as if she’s the only person you have eyes for.
Step 3. Look into her eyes as if you’re able to see every depth of her being.
Step 4. Get an anonymous text saying she’s taking it deep from someone else.
Step 5. “I want a divorce.”
Step 6. Court heari.. KAREN IF YOU’RE READING THIS – WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE KIDS?