Indian man scratches off wife’s bindi mark and wins a gas station franchise

Following the arranged marriage of his wife, an Indian man wins a free 7/11 gas station in the Bronx lower west side after he scratched the red dot off of her forehead revealing he won.

For 6 years this man will have access to a tax free American Dream that only foreigners are able use to their full advantage.

Struggling American small business owners will be subject to paying high taxes and potentially needing a second job to make ends meet like the rest of the middle class that is here legally or without a work visa.

“America: Where the American Dream is easier to obtain as a foreigner than a 4th or 5th generation immigrant.”


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