Is it a doctor? Is it a scientist? Yes, it’s an actual opinion that matters. It’s ..
A new superhero has emerged and is here to save us.. from the preventable outbreaks.
But not before being inconvenienced by the villainous keyboard warrior ..
Will he use his healing crystals for good or for destruction? Neither!
..cause they’re fucking crystals.
Will Vaxx-Man be able to save the children from The Anti-Vaxx Joke?
YES.. cause he died of measles.
Always vaccinate your crotch rockets.