National Emergency: Fix And Bring Rover To White House.

“Nobody has a rover like Donald J. Trump has.” – President of United States

Donald J. Trump has officially declared a national emergency in the United States of America.

Why?

It’s a plan that costs 8 billion dollars and a vision that’s divided the nation.

‘MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Trump has declared he wants to bring the Rover Opportunity to Washington.

“We are going to bring the rover here and Mars is going to pay for it.” – President Trump

Unfortunately for Trump, his Mars plan wouldn’t pan out like he thought so here we are, your tax dollars America.

Love him or hate him, Trump had a dream and it’s “tremendous”. (Trump)

Leaked sketches of Trump’s planned modifications for Rover Opportunity.

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