Elon Musk wants to send a team to Mars to rescue Opportunity Rover

Once again our favorite real life super hero, Elon Musk, is preparing to save the day again and rescue the Opportunity Rover. Sign the Petition to save Opportunity Rover

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

Last transmission from Opportunity

This was the last transmission that Opportunity sent out earlier this week before ending its 15 year mission on Mars.

● Let’s send anti vaxxers to Mars

Naturally, the meme community has been pressing F repeatedly on any and all memes about the rover.

● Could rocks on Mars be squishy?

Press F to Pay Respect

Elon decided to take measures into his own hands and is now sending a 5 man Space X team to Mars to upgrade the rover with a more powerful self charging energy pack that will extend the Rover’s life by 200+ years.

“Our boi up on Mars needs our help. I’ll be god damned if I just sit here and let Opportunity die collecting important rock information and soil samples. We’re going in.”

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the hero we need but not the hero we deserve.

*Strictly satire and not really happening, unfortunately.

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