NY Times Bestseller Wants To Turn Your Children Gay

“We were shocked when we found it’s hidden message..” – Linda, Mother.

“NY Times Bestseller Wants To Turn Your Children Gay”

It’s one of many headlines gone viral about a recent discovery that’s made parents absolutely livid everywhere.

Linda H., a single mother of two from Miami, Florida purchased the book in question. What she thought was a kid novel about rainbows, turned out to be the more, fabulous variation of it:

“We were shocked when we found it’s hidden message..”

– Linda, Mother.

How it went undetected remains the biggest mystery, but it’s creator who uses the penname: Dr. Timothy Gooch, “homosexual enabler” to some.

..but for many of us, the heroic author shaping the future of tomorrow into a gay utopia. The future looks fabulous.

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