20yr Old Woman Marries Zombie Doll Named Kelly

Felicity Kaldec Rossi married her zombie doll who she says is 37 named Kelly Rossi.

According to Mirror.Co.UK,

Felicity feels her life is complete after she married her zombie doll named Kelly for 500 dollars in Tiverton, Rhode Island 6 months ago.

In attendance at this wedding was 4 family friends and 8 of her other zombie dolls.

Her father purchased Kelly for Felicity when she was 13 because she was very into horror movies.

It wasn’t until she was 16 that she began to have feelings for Kelly and after her father passed last year (R.I.P.) she grew closer and found comfort during her grief.

Marrying Kelly wasn’t accepted by alot of her family but she did what made her happy.

She wanted to marry in September, a special month because it was the same month as their birthday’s.

“Also her spirit and personality traits made me know that she was the one for me and that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. To me, she is perfect, and I can feel that she loves me very deeply and I can sense her happiness since we have married. Just seeing her at the alter when I walked down the aisle was amazing, and to me she looked beautiful. I am intimate with Kelly ā€“ I caress her and feel safe with her, and I feel a genuine connection when Iā€™m having an intimate moment with her.”

Felicity Kadlec Rossi


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