Do you think vaccines are poison and also like the idea of being one of the first people to explore planet Mars? Well boy do I have an opportunity for you!
NASA announced this week that they will be offering an all-expenses paid trip to Mars for anyone in the anti-vaxx community. They will be sending a very old spaceship that was originally decommissioned in 1984. However, they assured everyone that they are “pretty sure” it can safely make the trip. The fuel that will be used to get the passengers to Mars is mixed with doTerra essential oils and organic fruit juices.
There is one tiny catch: NASA will not be paying for the return trip to Earth. They are urging passengers to make necessary plans for their return.
“We only have enough money to send members of the anti-vaxx community to Mars. If they can’t figure out a way to get back, our hands are tied. Beggars can’t be choosers.” – head of NASA special trips committee John Shmohn
Seems like a great deal. I wouldn’t pass this up, anti-vaxxers!
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