Man Fired For Pissing In His Boss’s Coffee For The Last 5 Years

Marketing Director James Macleod has been complaining about the taste of the office coffee for years. Little did he know it was laced with his subordinate’s piss the whole time. A 28-year-old Social Media Strategist by the name Alex Buckland was finally caught in the act of peeing in his boss’s coffee.

“I don’t see what the big deal is. I just get so bored with the normal work day. What can I say? I was trying to keep things interesting around here. It was just a goof!” – Alex Buckland as he was being escorted off the premises by security

Alex was literally caught with his pants down in the break room by the Vice President of the company. He quickly admitted that he had been doing the dirty deed for the last 5 years.

Another employee who asked to remain anonymous said the big boss-man deserved it.

“Oh yeah, he got what was coming to him. He makes us stay late every night and makes us work weekends all the time. We’ve been taking his shit for years; the least he can do is drink a little piss. Guy’s a real prick.” – Anonymous co-worker of Alex

Let this be a warning to office coffee drinkers. You never know what might be in that hot cup o’ joe.

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