The Big Bang Was Caused By Shaggy Using 14% Of His Power, Scientist Suggest

Shaggy has always been the chill stoner we fell in love with as kids but Astronomers and Scientists have a new theory that may shed light on a different side of him we, and even he, never knew existed.

It is now believed that Shaggy is the strongest entity in the entire Universe to date. Sign this Petition to make Shaggy a DLC in Mortal Kombat 11.

Fred speaking of Shaggy’s supernatural power

Shaggy may very well be the only person to defeat Thanos which is why I wouldn’t be surprised if he is in the new Avengers:Endgame.

Daphne even admits that Shaggy is an absolute fuck factory. It’s clear he could repopulate the entire earth just by his own orgasm.

If I had to guess, those ‘Scooby Snacks’ are actually CPh4, a drug (natural product found in pregnancy at week 6) that accelerates brain activation. Just like in the movie Lucy.

In conclusion, there is so much more to Shaggy than originally believed. I sited absolutely no scientists or astronomers and made zero reference to anything relating to The Big Bang. However, he is a walking sperm bank and a total Chad.

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  1. When we hired Shaggy to be our chief of staff we never knew that we were really hiring our future god into the company. it was both an honor and a privilege. he accidentally sneezed and use 5% of his power and funny enough the building grew 8 times its size and our profits skyrocketed

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