DIET: Vegans Can Now Feed Off Their Attention.

How many vegans does it take to spread the news? Don’t worry, they will fucking tell you..

Vegans rejoice!

According to scientists that conducted a case study on a herbalism blog, you can now get the essential nutrients by telling everyone you’re a vegan.

Woken News wanted to write a large column on this revolutionary case but opted not to since you’ll hear about it in excruciating detail from your vegan peers. This is your daily science post.


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