Diet: Vegans Can Now Feed Off Their Attention.

How many vegans does it take to spread the news? Don’t worry, they will fucking tell you..

Vegans rejoice!

According to scientists that conducted a recent study (Source: Some random mommy blog), you can now get the essential nutrients by telling everyone you’re vegan.

While Woken News had the intention of writing an entire case study on the subject – we opted not to.

You will hear about it n excruciating detail from all of your vegan peers soon enough.

Have a picture of two avocados getting it on instead.

This is your daily science post.

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