Sasuke Uchiha In Critical But Stable Condition After Repeatedly Being Choked Out By Fucking Everyone

As many of us have seen, Sasuke is being choked out by everyone on the internet.

For the last 6 days, Sasuke being put up against the wall by his estranged brother Itachi. It was a serious scene but now thanks to Twitter and Facebook it has become a breeding ground for more ridiculous characters to tap his weak ass out.

He literally hasn’t stopped being choked out and lost conciousness after Chef Gordon Ramsay wouldn’t let go claiming he ‘lacked seasoning’.

He was admitted to a hospital where he is said to have cracked his C3, C4 & C5 vertebrae.

He is expected to make a full recovery.