As many of us have seen, Sasuke is being choked out by everyone on the internet.
For the last 6 days, Sasuke being put up against the wall by his estranged brother Itachi. It was a serious scene but now thanks to Twitter and Facebook it has become a breeding ground for more ridiculous characters to tap his weak ass out.

-Chef Gordon Ramsay
He literally hasn’t stopped being choked out and lost conciousness after Chef Gordon Ramsay wouldn’t let go claiming he ‘lacked seasoning’.
He was admitted to a hospital where he is said to have cracked his C3, C4 & C5 vertebrae.
He is expected to make a full recovery.
Finally some Real News from the source I can trust. Thanks WNN!!!