Italian Woman Gives Birth To A Fucking Pizza

The wife of an Italian lvl 100 Mafia boss just gave birth to a beautiful 18in supreme pizza and the internet is absolutely losing its mind.

Angie Patrelli, wife of Italian Mafia boss “Big Lou” Patrelli, gave birth Friday night to a 3lb. 18in. Digiorno pizza and it was an absolute treat.

That’s how Italian Mafia works.

You simply can NOT make these stories up. They practically write themselves. I, however, did make this one up but you could imagine if I didn’t though, right?

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