Funeral For A Swinger Couple Results In An Orgy At The Wake

Just when you thought the only sacred thing left on earth was respect for the dead you see a headline like this and realize you may actually be missing out on something you never knew you liked.

An Ohio couple died last Wednesday after a hang gliding accident in upstate New York. The couple reportedly never attempted it before and decided to try.

Ian and Samantha belonged to a neighborhood of local swingers in Warren County, Ohio where the funeral was held.

Every one of the couple’s close friends and family attended the funeral but a separate more intimate wake was held following for the neighbors.

Only a couple hours into the mourning the group became very intoxicated and ultimately began to have open group sex around the house.

More friends were invited and a massive orgy of over 13 couples filled the rooms of the house.

The police were notified when commuters on a nearby highway heard screaming and sounds of distress coming from that general direction.

Several people were taken to jail for public nudity and intoxication. One man was also taken in for bribery when he tried to escape a drug possession charge by offering his wife to have sex with the officer.

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