2019 cancelled because the number 9 has been eaten

The number 7 was taken into custody late Saturday night after a fight broke out at a local Applebees, sources say. 7 eight 9 and has been charged with murder.

You heard it. If you thought 2018 sucked and 2019 was going to be your year then you have been sadly mistaken.

This year didn’t suck, you do. Instead of waiting for a new year to help you be less of a piece of shit how about trying harder now to be less toxic.

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