Millions of children are devastated when they found an empty Christmas tree in their living rooms early this morning, sources say. Parents are also infuriated when they were forced to ruin their diets to eat the un eaten cookies left out for Santa.
The 1700 year old was reportedly found in Florida, near Disney World, passed out in a parking garage with his hand down the front of his suit.
“This is his first year attempting this challenge, said Rudolph. Me and the boys bet Santa he couldn’t finish and now he owes us all a digital copy of the entire series of ‘Friends’. We are psyched.”
Mrs. Clause has apparently filed for divorce and is currently on her way to hang with Elon Musk on Mars for the remainder of the year.