Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA

There’s a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax.

According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.

The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.

“Australia is not real,” the rant begins. “It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history.”

Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you’ve ever been Down Under yourself: “you’re terribly wrong”.

Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it – and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.

According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: “My research destroys big bang cosmology.

“It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”

Source: Tsknowledge.com

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7 thoughts on “Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA

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  1. Ooooo. I always thought so. Today it is aaall cleared. My two nieces migrated to “Australia” but it is just today that I knew they have been fooling me all along

  2. what the actual… how can people be this bloody dumb. im not a bloody actor ima human jesus christ flat earthers are assholes

    1. I am pissed that this theory actually completely ignores the mass genocide of my Aboriginal ancestors 🤬

  3. It just shows that there are some really dumb fks on this planet that are so brain dead it really makes you wonder how they get out of bed in the morning . Waste of oxygen lmao

  4. i live in australia and i can tell you this rn, i am a paid actress. dont tell the government.

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