Last week, comedian Kevin Hart stepped down from hosting this year’s Academy Awards after a couple homophobic tweets resurfaced from 2011. Today, comedian Tom Segura went to Twitter to explain his plans if asked to host the Oscars.
Dear @TheAcademy, I will jerk off 2 guys at the same time (of different races) and Make Them CUM while hosting your boring show in order to heal our nation.
— Tom Segura (@tomsegura) December 8, 2018
Although Segura is obviously joking, he may want to keep his phone close to him. I predict the Academy will be giving his offer some serious thought. The Oscars have been criticized for being incredibly boring over the past several years. Why not shake things up? Try it out.