No Nut November Radiating Big PP Energy Across The Globe

No Nut November is in its last week so if you’re apart of the .0001% that actually lasted this long then Destroy Dick December is going to be your Mecca.

Original article from November 2018

I’m going to make a pretty well supported thesis and say that literally none of you have successfully made it to this point in NNN.

IF you have, then congratulations, you’re probably an Asexual and that doesn’t count. BUT IF you successfully have made it this far, then you have amazing discipline because I didn’t even make it past the first 10 minutes.

No Nut November Poem

The build up you’ve stored for Destroy Dick December should be more than enough to last you through the month. It’ll be challenging but worth the wait.

Here’s your calander for DDD.

This can be done, just pace yourself and don’t be a beta. Harness your inner Chad because then comes February and you know what that means.

Yeah. Good luck with that, chief.

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