What Kawhi Leonard Was Really Trying to Tell Us…

NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard recently showed us that he may in fact be a robot with his ridiculous laugh. If you haven’t seen it, check it out:

However, I’m personally way more concerned with what he said preceding that laugh. Today, let’s take a deep investigative dive into what I think Kawhi meant when he said he was a “fun guy”.

Theory: Kawhi Leonard is actually a fungi and  is not a “fun guy” at all.

Here’s the proof:

1. It is estimated that there are nearly 1.5 million species of fungi. If you take the decimal point out of “1.5”, you get the number 15. Kawhi Leonard plays on the Toronto Raptors and the center for the Raptors is Greg Monroe. You might be asking, “Hmmm, I wonder what number is on Greg Monroe’s jersey?”. Well, you guessed it. It’s number 15. Coincidence? I don’t think so…

2. One of the main characteristics of fungi is that it is not motile, meaning it can not move around. Kawhi Leonard spent almost the entire 2017-2018 season not moving on the bench for the Spurs with a mysterious “leg” injury. Verrry interesting…

3. If you know anything about fungi, you know that they generally reproduce through numerous spores. As I said in my previous point, Kawhi spent his first several seasons in the NBA with the San Antonio Spurs. Doesn’t it seem just a litttttle strange that the word “spur” and “spore” are that similar? I mean come on. I couldn’t make this stuff up!

San Antonio Spores? Hmmmmm

4.Fungi often grows on trees. Kawhi Leonard is 6 feet 7 inches tall, much taller than the average man. Trees are also taller than most people. This is getting crazy.

5. Kawhi rhymes with fungi. Too easy.

Well, there you have it. I think I just gave you all the proof you need. If you agree with my theory or want to add any supporting points of proof, drop a message in the comments. Until I start seeing more signs of Kawhi being a fun guy, I’m sticking to my theory.

 

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