In a shocking new study published in the Journal of Actual Real Science this week, it seems the doorbell industry is facing total collapse at the hands of the worst generation in history.
Continue reading “Millenials are killing the Doorbell Industry by texting ‘here’”
Florida has a new sheriff in town and he’s pissed off at his mom. Hide your drywall, hide your Monsters because Kyle is causing property damage all across Florida state.
Continue reading “Florida teen, Kyle, arrested for stealing Monster Energy drinks and punching holes in drywall at a Home Depot”“Top 60 Satire Websites and Blogs on the Web” – Ranking by Feedpost.com
Have rocks been lying to us all this time? A geologist in North Dakota claims that rocks are actually incredibly soft and squishy and tense up only when humans touch them. Continue reading “Rocks Are Actually Soft and Squishy – They Just Tense Up When We Touch Them”
A new theory has emerged that suggests birds are not real and the power lines they perch on are charging stations.
Continue reading “Birds Are Drones And The Power Lines Are Actually Charging Stations”
Doggo’s love their bones! But could we be confusing the lickos and tongue blips we know and love as their kisses for our bones potential at a heckin’ good taste?
Continue reading “Dogs Lick Us Because We Have Bones Inside And They Want Them, Scientists Say”
For years, many people have questioned the validity of the moon landings that took place in the late 60s. But that’s old news. A new theory suggests that not only were the moon landings fake, but the moon itself is a total FRAUD. Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That The Moon Isn’t Real”
Out of all the possible people going this September, the one thing that seems to be on everyone’s mind is, “what that coochie feel like tho?”
Continue reading “What’s the first thing you do with the alien you stole from Area 51 and why is it clappin them cheeks?”
Just ahead of September 20th there appears to be leaked images from Area 51 causing controversy.
Continue reading “Area 51 photos leaked; BLACK MERMAIDS!”
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken. Continue reading “Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows”
A teenager from Tokyo has actually died while trying to commit suicide. His family members are still disappointed at him.
Continue reading “Man dies while attempting to commit suicide.”
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone from The Office Continue reading “Study shows that using big words doesn’t actually make you any smarter”
Last week, tragedy struck the small town of Roanoke, Oregon. LIT, a popular new club in the area, was hosting the town’s first silent disco. It was 10:30 on a Friday night when a small electrical fire turned into a serious wildfire that ravaged the club. The flames raged on through the night with the music in everyone’s headphones. Continue reading “Several People Injured At Silent Disco Because They Couldn’t Hear The Fire Alarm”
We found site with a list of facial care that’ll have your mans pitching a tent so fast he finna separate the fabric of space & time and impregnate another dimension.
Continue reading “Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them”
Like the true heroes we are, we’ve created a petition to officially change the name of crocodiles to “swamp dogs”. Because let’s face it – crocodile is a weak ass name compared to swamp dog. Continue reading “There’s a Petition to Legally Change the Crocodile Name to ‘Swamp Dogs’”
Everyone knows that doctors are busy people. Since they have to write numerous prescriptions they do it so fast that their handwriting is really bad.
Continue reading “Local Doctor gets fired for having good handwriting”
Forget paying for air travel: A new theory argues that you can simply get off your ass and walk to pretty much any country you want in just a few hours. Continue reading “Countries Are Closer Than We Think And You Can Walk To a Different Country In a Few Hours, Theory Suggests”
The biggest problems of the world include scarcity of water, global warming, deforestation, pollution etc. They require all of the present generation to unite and use the resources judiciously. But of course it is not really possible to do it. But a scientist may have just found a way to solve global warming.
Continue reading ““Flat earther scientist” finds a way to solve global warming by flipping over the earth to the cool side”
In the past several months, many YouTubers have been creating DIY-style videos showing that virtually anything can be fixed with ramen noodles. Finally, the government has caught on and they are planning to fix the blown nuclear reactor in Chernobyl with everyone’s favorite college meal. Continue reading “The Russian Government Is Planning To Fix The Chernobyl Reactor With Ramen Noodles, Per Sources”
Handfuls of toxic instagram thots are trying to get their hands and asses on some of the most radioactive backgrounds on the planet.
Continue reading “Instagram influencers are flocking to Chernobyl and getting ass cancer”
Everyone must have heard the phrase “Let’s get this bread” online a lot of times. It generally means to grind and succeed. But it has a very unique origin.
Continue reading “The phrase “Let’s get this bread” was invented during the French Revolution”
So get this, A man named Julius Caesar was apparently betrayed by his own friends, lured into the theater of Pompey and stabbed several dozen times by his so called friends.
Continue reading “History books claim Julius Caesar was assassinated in Rome by his own friends and colleagues”
For decades we have wrapped our heads in tin foil to protect our small minds from the satellite signals sent to read and control our thoughts. But, according to new information, it could all just be part of a larger plot to make mind control easier.
Continue reading “Tinfoil hats actually make brain control easier, report suggest”
According to a recent study conducted by the Naming Institute, women with the name Karen have a 115% chance of naming their son Kyle. Continue reading “Women Named Karen Have a 115% Chance of Naming Their Son Kyle, Survey Suggests”
With climate change causing rapid, irreversible damage to the environment, all living things are now at risk of extinction.
Continue reading “Newest Eco Car Powered By The Tears Of Environmentalists”
