The statistics have come out: one of the most dangerous things you can do is talk to a white woman before she’s had her morning cup o’ joe. It’s even more dangerous than driving without a seatbelt or swimming with sharks. Continue reading “Talking to White Women Before They’ve Had Their Morning Coffee Was the Leading Cause of Homicide Last Year”
A city in New Jersey has launched a full investigation to finally figure out why their sewer smells. Continue reading “City Has Launched A Full Investigation Into Why Their Sewer Smells”
I remember that first math class where they started introducing letters into the equations. It was a real mind fuck. But it turns out it was all a sham. An expert claims the sole purpose of algebra is to re-introduce the alphabet to dumb teenagers that forgot it. Continue reading “Expert Says Algebra is Made Up and its Only Purpose is to Re-Introduce the Alphabet to Dumb Teenagers”
Just when you thought you knew all you needed to know about the Brain, we hear news like this that shows us just how much more starterer it can be like that sometimes though.
Continue reading “The Brain is the most important Organ in the body, According to the Brain”
The question everyone has on their mind.
Continue reading “Is America Gay?”
More and more people are grabbing for the idea that global warming is a real threat for humanity but could the earth actually be undergoing a more sinister change than we think?
Continue reading “Like our bodies, the Earth’s temperature is rising to kill off harmful organisms – Humans”
“Solving all these murder cases would be so much easier if the victims would just speak up. It’s very frustrating sometimes.” said Boyt County Sheriff this week when he was asked about all the unsolved homicide cases in his jurisdiction. Continue reading “Study Shows That Homicide Victims Never Talk To The Police”
Following the arranged marriage of his wife, an Indian man wins a free 7/11 gas station in the Bronx lower west side after he scratched the red dot off of her forehead revealing he won.
Continue reading “Indian man scratches off wife’s bindi mark and wins a gas station franchise”
Yeah Science, Bitch! 👊🚽🔬
Continue reading “Pee Is Now Most Powerful Liquid For Removing Shit Stains From Toilet Bowls.”
“Nobody has a rover like Donald J. Trump has.” – President of United States
Continue reading “National Emergency: Fix And Bring Rover To White House.”
If losing the Opportunity Rover wasn’t hard enough, NASA then confirmed that the rover had actually died of loneliness resulting in a broken heart on Valentine’s Day.
Continue reading “Mars Rover dies of loneliness on Valentine’s Day, NASA Confirms”
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-VAXX-MAN!
Continue reading “New Superhero Emerges To Vaccinate Your Kids.”
Do you ever feel like Siri just isn’t enough? Well throw your worries away because Apple just announced a new Siri – you will now be able to talk to your best buddy from the FBI whenever you want! Continue reading “New iPhone Update Will Have a Siri-like FBI Feature So You Can Talk to the FBI Anytime”
Once again our favorite real life super hero, Elon Musk, is preparing to save the day again and rescue the Opportunity Rover. Sign the Petition to save Opportunity Rover
Continue reading “Elon Musk wants to send a team to Mars to rescue Opportunity Rover”
“We were shocked when we found it’s hidden message..” – Linda, Mother.
Continue reading “NY Times Bestseller Wants To Turn Your Children Gay”
New polls suggest the large amount of memes and rhetoric toward unvaccinated children is due to a popular increase in this ignorant generations wish to die.
Continue reading “Millenials are making fun of Unvaccinated kids because they are jealous they have to wait longer to die”
A murder has been found not guilty after the jury learns new information about the prosecutions client having an anime profile picture on his Facebook account.
Continue reading “Judge rules in favor of Murderer after Court learns the Victim had an Anime Profile Picture”
And the “total piece of shit of the year” award goes to this mom on Facebook that lied about her daughter’s death to strengthen her bogus claim that vaccinations are bad. Continue reading “Mother Lies About Details of Daughter’s Death To Push Her Anti-Vaxx Agenda”
Felicity Kaldec Rossi married her zombie doll who she says is 37 named Kelly Rossi.
Continue reading “20yr Old Woman Marries Zombie Doll Named Kelly”
